tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
how to seduce a boy:
Step 1: look deep into his eyes
Step 2: smile a little
Step 3: bite your lip
Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear
Step 5: “heil hydra”
how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.